Godless Democrats

By Randy Rose:
Yesterday the Platform Committee of the DNC presented their work and the vote to approve the Platform was passed. Shortly thereafter the details began to leak and it was discovered that God was out and Government was in.  It does make sense because Abortion and Homosexuality are sins against God. I know that is not polically correct, but it still remains a fact. When word got out that the Democrats had ditched God, the Romney/Ryan ticket jumped on it like a political football that the Democrats had fumbled. The Christian Democrats along with the Jewish  Democrats cried foul. The DNC Chairman took to the podium today to entertain a motion from a Delegate. The Delegate motioned to put God back in the Platform. Since the entire Platform had already been approved it would take a 2/3 affirmative vote to carry the Amendment. The Chairman asked for discussion but there was none, so he called for a vote and the yes vote was shouted followed by the no vote and is sounded even. The Charman asked for another vote, this time the no vote was the loudest. Since the Chairman wanted to here an affirmative vote, he dismissed it and called for a third vote. The third and last vote sounded like the no vote was louder but the Chairman said he heard a 2/3 yes vote, but everybody knew it was a farce, and the gavel fell and the official vote stands at 2/3 affirmative. See how Democrats turn lies into truth. The lie is that there never was a 2/3 majority voting yes and that is why a lot of Delegates were waving their fists at the podium. Never the less, the record stands on a lie but is treated as truth, typical Democrats.B