Cesar Millan Through the Eyes of a Bonafide Skeptic

I run an internet newspaper, which is mildly read by approximately 300,000 to 500,000 visitors per month. In order to keep my customers satisfied, the subjects I choose to write about should not only hold my interest but also appeal to a broad audience. After reading several featured articles regarding “The Dog Whisperer, I am pleased to share my general observation of the celebrity dog trainer. Keep in mind that I certainly won’t be giving him a blank check endorsement. In fact, I’m extremely critical of the people i choose to analyse. Expect the following analysis to be balanced and seasoned through the eyes of a bonafide skeptic. who has practically lifted himself up by his bootstraps.

Cesar Millan grew up in Culiacan, the largest city in the Mexican state of Sinaloa. A self-taught dog trainer, Millan, grew up taking care animals on his grandfather’s Sinaloa farm. To hear him tell it, the Reality TV star grew up in abject poverty, nevertheless his family instilled in him a work ethic that would pay off later in life.

After watching years of Rin Tin Tin and Lassie reruns, the 13-year-old boy declared to his mother that he would one day become the world’s greatest dog trainer. Thirty-years later, the Santa Clarita, California resident and naturalized U.S. citizen has overcame insurmountable odds, achieving success as a business entrepreneur, expert dog trainer and reality T.V. personality. Nonetheless, despite his incredible accomplishments, the 43-year-old star of “The Dog Whisperer” has recently confessed he tried to kill himself in May of 2010.

In 2010, Millan’s fortune appeared as though it was reversing itself. He began to slide into a hopeless state of mind in February when he lost his top dog, Daddy, to cancer after 16 years of companionship. After barely having enough time to mourn the loss, his wife of 16 years told the celebrity dog trainer that she wanted out of the marraige. According to Millan the combined blow triggered a failed suicide attempt, putting him in the hospital after overdosing on drugs.

While hospitalized, Millan realized that not only had his life been blessed but he had children that counted on him to raise them. Millan quickly put things in perspective and rejected antidepressants, choosing instead to get a grip through his pack dog wisdom and use exercise, discipline and affection to heal.

Though Daddy was his Tibet, Himalaya, Gouda, Buddha, and source of calmness,” “The Dog Whisperer gave Daddy’s duties to another pit bull.

Millan credits his new girlfriend, Jahira Dar with helping him get back on track.

Besides meeting Dar, he credits constant work as a source of focus and motivation, describing himself as a punctual workaholic who delegates chores and seldom cracks a smile. According to Yahoo News, Millan has been quite eager to share his storybook journey through life. On October 8, 2012 he announced, during an appearance on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” that the television network, Nat Geo Wild, will air a one-hour biopic on his life. “Cesar Millan: The Real Story” is scheduled to premiere the weekend of Thanksgiving, on Sunday, November 25, at 9:00 p.m. ER/PT. Yahoo News also reported that “the biopic will feature, for the first time on television, the comprehensive, behind-the-scenes story of Millan’s incredible rise from poverty to fame. However, all of this sudden hoopla and glitzy enthusiasm to promote Millan’s so called true life story, leave my skeptical mind to wonder, how much of the actor’s classic rise to fortune and fame will be left out of the biopic narrative.

I think of myself as a glass half-full reporter. In other words, I prefer to see the positive characteristics of the human experience. But every now and then, I get a certain vibe about the person whose portrait I have chosen to analyze. There was something about Millan’s suicide attempt that just didn’t sit right with me. Thus, I wanted to take a more comprehensive approach of the subject.

Now let me first state that I recognize that none of us live perfect lives. And I really have no interest in dabbling into people’s deep dark closets just to earn my keep. Nevertheless, I’m of the opinion that if you’re going to sell me a bag of popcorn loaded with butter and leave out the salt, then I feel obliged to correct the oversight by providing the salt myself. Why? because I simply don’t like my popcorn without salt.

You see, if we’re going to keep all things equal, then equality must maintain a balanced of freedom. If you decide to hold the butter, than I guess I can suffer through the meal without salt. But let’s be fair.

Suicide is truly nothing to make fun of as many of us have visited that scene before. It was simply Millan’s use of the suicide story to sell the biopic that has motivated me to shine perhaps a brighter light over a broader scope of his career. Who knows, much of what I will present may already be part of Millan’s autobiographic documentary.

So after the biopic’s promotional campaign sucked me into anticipating the TV premiere, I stumbled upon some interesting reports that first appeared to paint an alternative picture of “The Dog Whisperer.”

The New York Post seemed to suggest Millan has a fair amount of secrets worth a good sum of money to remain secret. I thought to myself, I bet there’s no chance “Cesar Millan: The Real Story” covers any of that material.

The “Post” reported that, Illusion Millan, the TV star’s ex-wife was paid a flat sum of $400,000 plus $33,000 per month to keep quiet about their private life. Specifically, the divorce settlement instructed Illusion to keep any “Intimate, personal and/or private information about the other party…including details of their personal and/or sexual relationships” confidential. “

The New York Post added, that “any photograph, film, videotape, recording … which is not commercially available” must remain private.”

Looking further, I discovered that back in June of 2010, the online tabloid Perez Hilton speculated, “Cesar has a bit of gayface, dontcha think? Maybe he has something to hide.” Now such speculation is certainly not a pejorative remark. Nevertheless, the website gay-or-straight.com using what they claimed is a gay-o-meter, sort of a gaydar (radar) announced: “according to 712 visitors Cesar Millan is 52% gay. However, the average gay-rating on gay-or-straight.com is 69%, which means Cesar Millan is quite straight in comparison to other celebrities on this website.”

In contrast to my stated thesis, the following video suggests that I might have altogether misunderstood “The Dog Whisperer.” In fact, after viewing the video I would be remiss if I didn’t admit that Millan comes off convincingly sincere. It’s about Millan’s bullied experiences growing up.

Those of you who are still reading this article anticipating that I might uncover perhaps a salacious act or two involving the TV star, or that I may provide some firsthand news confirming what a lot of people believe about “The Dog Whisperer,” in all honesty I can only tell you that Cesar’s written record tells a story pretty much consistent with his public claims.

Sure, I came across a few people that have experienced some unpleasant moments with Millan, arguing that he treated them rudely. But who hasn’t at one time or another given others that impression.

Nope, I’m going to have to say that unless I uncover something that changes my present perception, I’m forced to admit, Millan is a role model I can respect.

In retrospect, Whether he comes off looking gay or not shouldn’t matter to anyone.

Perhaps I miss read the guy. His eagerness to market the biopic with the record of his 2010 suicide, which I still have problems with reconciling, throw me off. Therefore, I have to withdraw any impression I may have painted, which suggests Millan might not be authentic.

Ultimately, “The Dog Whisperer” survived and even overcame the desire to end his life and that happens to be good thing.

Two years following the incident, Millan was quoted to have moved beyond that low point in his life. Apparently, he’s come to grips that his pet, Daddy, can never truly be replaced.

According sources, Millan is presently planning to marry his new girlfriend, Jahira Dar, who lives with the Reality TV star along with the younger of his two sons.

In closing, I’m looking forward to seeing the Thanksgiving Holiday scheduled biopic and plan on publishing an honest review shortly before it airs.

In addition, Millan is set to continue working in the world of reality TV. Though National Geographic has concluded the “The Dog Whisperer” the network will air the premiere of Millan’s new sho, “Leader of the Pack,” on January 5, 2012.

According to the Huffington Post, the new series will be filmed in Spain, and aims to increase pet rescue, rehabilitation and rehoming around the globe.

12 Responses to "Cesar Millan Through the Eyes of a Bonafide Skeptic"

  1. Truth Seeker   March 10, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Nice job writing this article, oh wait you didn’t! You word for word plagiarized Cesar’s back-story and his comments without even bothering to reference the original Huffingtonpost article. SHAME ON YOU AND THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE I HOPE KARMA COMES BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE BUM!

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  2. Jenny Brown   February 9, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Cesar, first of all does not look in the LEAST bit gay to me and never has. I think he is a handsome man with fantastic features. He has a girlfriend for God’s sake – leave him alone and talk about his many many attributes rehabilitating aggressive dogs…and helping dog owners. This article was simply a waste of time reading. But…I did and then thought that since I had wasted this the time, I might as well make at least some of the time useful and stand up for Cesar Milan as regards every single aspect of his life (as much as I am aware of) and rejoice in the fact that he is a truly good and great man (and role model). So he had his “bottom hit”…we all do – he got through it and is an even stronger person than he was before. I APPLUAD you Cesar Milan!!! I could never watch enough of your programs….seriously. Stay happy, live your live to the fullest and love with all of your heart!!!! Blessings to you from me and my beautiful eight year old Black Lab Ellie Mae. 🙂

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  3. perezhiltonsafag   October 26, 2013 at 1:28 am

    Perez Hilton wants Cesar to be gay so he can try to “tap that”… stupid homo

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  4. S. Pam Aruba   August 24, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    Back in 1970 I taught in a private school with a man from Venezuela. He wore clear nail polish and dressed to the nines He was not gay. This is a cultural thing and only some backwoods homophobe would read it wrong. That said….I don’t really give a damn who Cesar or anyone else has sex with as long as it is consenting.

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  5. Victoria   August 14, 2013 at 6:51 am

    The title sparked my curiosity, but as I read only a few paragraphs in, this man is by no means a reporter. Dragging on and on about nothing..which made me say out loud as I started just skipping through, “blah blah blah”. I couldn’t even finish this article because it holds no interest. If he’s going to suggest Cesar is gay, who cares. That’s just not headline news anymore, Sounds more like a school girl gossiping to one of her girlfriends. Yawn.

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  6. john valterza   June 16, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    You are no reporter, nor do you command the mother tongue. Miss spell is but one of your stupid errors. Go hunting for the rest yourself, fool. Those “hundreds of thousands” who read this stuff must be as dumb as you. This deceptive opinion piece illustrates the sad state of journalism in this world. Go yo J school, you idiot! Then learn past participles and more.

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  7. Disappointed   June 13, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    You wasted 300,000 people’s time. During your research and after reading your drafts of this, the thought that you were taking your readers down a down a dead end road never occurred to you?

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  8. Rose Gatt   April 6, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    I think misread is spelt thus – not miss read. What a useless article, or as we like to say in Australia, all piss and wind. That’s five minutes of my life I will never get back.

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  9. Rose   April 6, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    Unless I’m mistaken, misread is spelt thus, not miss read. What a useless article – all piss and wind, as we like to say in Australia.

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  10. brenda   March 10, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    I am a bonafide skeptic that you can write. Useless piece of so called writing. What was the point?

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  11. Sam Morgan   January 27, 2013 at 6:29 pm

    So…after reading this all I got was, Cesar has gay face, the writer likes popcorn, and being a skeptic gives you the full OK to write an article about nearly pure speculation…

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  12. Kelly Black   January 11, 2013 at 8:33 am

    His face could also just be the result of a single male Latino – a very common urban look – over done eyebrows and earrings. Might be more mid-life crisis than gay.

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