ABSURDITIES OF 2012
Written/Copyright 2012 – Eric Lageson
GUN CONTROL (pending)
Hypothetical: Take away people’s guns. Next, ask the police if they’ll give up their guns. Answer: “No, forget it.” Why? “Because the CRIMINALS still have their guns.”
So, what is the gov’t doing? Disarming the public. In the last one-hundred years, every time a gov’t turned into a dictatorship, gun control laws were enacted first. Why does the gov’t want to disarm the public? Because the authoritative police state is coming and it’s coming FAST.
Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown – In each and every case, the police were able to do absolutely NOTHING. (In Columbine, the police were afraid to enter the school and did not do so until the shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were found dead by suicide.)
A major shootout was predicted by Eric Reports in an earlier article: http://guardianlv.com/2012/8/notice-to-gun-owners/
Excerpt from that article: “THE EVENT. Whether real or created, there will be a major event involving gun violence. The victim(s) could be famous or it could be a large number of people.” “Newscasters will immediately psychoanalyze the killer as ‘a loner who just didn’t fit in.’” “Obama will issue a statement saying something must be done about gun violence.”
OBAMA CHOOSES VP BIDEN AS LEADER OF THE GUN CONTROL LOBBY (12-19-12)
Why did the President pick Joe Biden to do this? OBAMA IS DELIBERATELY DESTROYING ANY CHANCE BIDEN HAS FOR A 2016 PRESIDENTIAL BID. You couldn’t pick a more unpopular issue. [And I guarantee you – assault rifles will be banned in 2013.]
Side note: If Obama is trying to ruin Biden’s chance for a Presidential run, doesn’t this point to the fact that Obama will try to strike down the 22nd Amendment as unconstitutional and run for a third term? If his Sec’t of State Hillary Clinton is boarded-up in her mansion, pretending to be sick and afraid to speak about Benghazi, doesn’t that mean something?
BULLET-PROOF BACKPACKS FOR THE KIDDIES (12-20-12)
Anybody with any common sense will know this is a ridiculous ploy calling attention to the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings, so that everyone can say, “Isn’t that terrible? Tsk, tsk.” Even if you want to take it seriously, what good is it if an assassin is shooting at you from the front instead of the back?
“JACK REACHER” AND “DJANGO UNCHAINED” HAVE DELAYED MOVIE PREMIERES, “REACHER” PREVIEWS RE-EDITED (12-15-12)
Neither film has anything to do with school violence; however, Hollywood in the name of sensitivity, wants to look superior.
Since the far-left wants to ban everything that’s dangerous, I think we should also ban airplanes, cars, fire and sunshine.
OBAMA RE-ELECTED (11-6-12)
By all logic, our failed 44th President should’ve been sent packing. Instead, Barack Obama (ably aided by our 42nd President, Bill Clinton) convinced people that our sinking economy was the fault of the 43rd President George W. Bush.
On Election Night, Obama voters celebrated, dancing badly in the crowds, proving themselves to be the fools they are. And what is a fool, except someone who is easy to fool?
The mainstream media has ignored our growing 1984 style- encroaching police state-RFID chip monitored-FEMA camp-drone monitored-concentration camp nation. Who cares as long as we have “an African-American in the White House?” Except that BHO is NOT an African-American. Neither of his parents descended from Africans brought over to the U.S. during its slave period. Fact: Obama’s mother, Stanley Anne Dunham’s ancestors owned slaves.
VICE-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE BETWEEN JOE BIDEN AND PAUL RYAN (10-11-12)
This debate didn’t decide anything except that VP Joe Biden is insane. For the first hour, Biden smirked, laughed, snickered and giggled just like a schoolgirl. Congressman Ryan appeared gob smacked. The media, of course, called it for Biden, because Ryan never really addressed what Biden was laughing about.
Fooled ‘em again, right, Joe?
THE “OBAMA DIDN’T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN BENGHAZI” EXCUSE (9-11-12)
America finally had its second 9/11 when a U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya was overrun by Muslim terrorists, killing four Americans including Ambassador Christopher Stevens.
As in last year’s scandal, “Fast and Furious” (the U.S. gov’t gunrunning into Mexico in hopes of bringing down the 2nd Amendment), the Obama Administration lied, covered-up and did everything in its power to keep the truth from the general public. It worked then and it’s happening all over again.
It all comes down to Pres. Obama doing nothing when it happened, and worse, ordering the CIA to “stand down”; while he watched it all transpire on a drone video.
MSNBC (et al), BHO’s PR firm covered for the President, saying Republicans and Romney were evil for exploiting this tragedy for “political points”.
TRAITOR OF THE YEAR (10-31-12)
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie embraced Pres. Obama, who wanted to get the hell away from Republican’s investigation of Benghazi. Gov. Christie trashed presidential candidate Mitt Romney to a Fox reporter when asked if he was going to survey the storm damage. Christie answered, “I have no idea, nor am I the least bit concerned or interested.”
HILLARY CLINTON FAINTS; RECEIVES A CONCUSSION (12-15-12)
Suddenly, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton doesn’t have to testify in the 12/20 Benghazi hearings. What a coincidence!
Although Mrs. Clinton has already perjured herself during the TravelGate investigation, she can’t get away with that anymore, now that Papa Bill is no longer Prez. If Hillary is faking this illness, it means Benghazi is the scandal I said it is.
OBAMA FAKE CRIES (12-14-12)
Following the mass shooting in Newtown, CT, Pres. Obama issued a statement where he brushed away imaginary tears. Can you imagine that?! Obama has to fake tears when 26 people are murdered, including 20 kids under the age of 10?! What kind of sickness is that?!
WHITNEY HOUSTON, AGE 48, DROWNS IN A HOTEL BATHTUB (2-11-12)
Some people have forgotten what a major singing star Whitney Houston was in the 1980’s and early 90’s before she became a train wreck-drug addicted victim of B**** B****. Her debut album, “Whitney Houston” had five top ten singles and “The Bodyguard” was a top movie moneymaker in 1992.
Bizarre behavior was noted in her final days, before she took one last huge cocaine overdose and toppled over into a hot tub of water, her heart seizing-up from years of abuse.
Further strangeness: the pre-Grammy “bash” where Ms. Houston was to have attended went on anyway. So while this fallen ex-superstar lay dead on the 4th floor of the Beverly Hilton, celebrities partied on, KNOWING what happened. Her body was removed AFTER the festivities.
NYC BANS SUGARY SOFT-DRINKS OVER 16 OZ. (9-14-12)
Also, public schools have banned soda/junk food machines and forbid homemade lunches in favor of school cafeteria food. Yum!
QUOTE OF THE YEAR (10-12-12)
“I don’t think fags want to be called fags anymore. I think they want to be called ‘homos’”.
(Christopher Walken from “Seven Psychopaths”)
END OF THE WORLD (12-21-12)
The Mayan Calendar ended on 12-21-12 which the Mayans never intended to mean the end of the world. It’s the end of an age, a movement in time. Relax, doomsayers. It’s not over, but as we enter this dark era, people will wish it had.
Happy New Year from Eric Reports.