Maybe it was a Shotgun Wedding
It was a rough road for the loving couple. They were initially engaged in December of 2010, but Harris called of the wedding at the last minute in June of 2011. They reconciled a year later, and “Hef” proposed again earlier this month.
“Hef” was married twice previously. His marriage to Mildred Williams lasted from 1949 to 1959, and produced two children. He marred Kimberly Conrad in 1989. That marriage lasted until 2009, and also produced two children.
I have to assume here that they “had” to get married. After their reconciliation, they probably forgot to use “protection” one evening, and a fifth child is on the way for the octogenarian. But, I may be wrong. It might just be true love that pulled them back together.
I would like to wish them a long and happy life together, but considering his age, it’s somewhat unlikely.
By James Turnage