There’s gossip news, there’s reality T.V., there’s shock T.V. , and then there’s that grey area when you just don’t know what to call a media experience. However, even the grey area seems to have been recently outdone by the none other then, the Kardashian sisters. I can’t quite put my finger on it, come to think of it, I don’t want to put my finger on it or anywhere near it, but there’s a word that perhaps accurately describes the Kardashian’s latest vulgarity; it’s ‘nasty. Because this time the sisters have truly outdone themselves, leaving audiences appalled after taking part in a vile sniffing contest for their reality TV show, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.
Perhaps you’re saying to yourself, ‘so what. Well just wait a minute. I haven’t yet revealed their sniffing target. Listen carefully; 32-year-old, Kim Kardashian and older sister, 33-year-old Kourtney, challenged each other to a vagina smell-off contest. That’s right, Kim’s vagina vs. Kourtney’s vagina with younger sister Khloe proudly mediating as sniff-off judge.
Now you’re quiet. What’s wrong, cat got your tongue; pun intended.
In a recent episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, viewers were exposed to a Kardashian vagina “sniff-off. According to the story-line, the reason for the challenge was to prove pineapple juice was a way to make a woman’s special body parts smell sweeter.
Move aside, Honey Boo Boo. Sorry, “Jersey Shore,” guess you just were not nasty enough to get picked up for another season. If Niccolò Machiavelli were alive today to see how his philosophy has been perverted, he’d probably want to return to his grave to avoid ignominious shame. He may have been the author of “The Prince,” but it’s concepts are no match for the selfmade American Princess, Kim Kardashian. and her siblings. When it comes to creating and sustaining “reality” T.V. entertainment, the morally bankrupt Kardashian family will do whatever it takes to survive and maintain their lifestyle.
Are the Kardashians so desperate for content that they would stoop to smelling each other’s panties in front of a national television audience? Well perhaps they didn’t go that far, but they might as well. They insulted viewers intelligence with a cockamamie irrational pineapple juice excuse. Speaking for myself, the “vagina smell-off” not only borders on depravity, but it’s disgusting, disgraceful, and just downright nasty.
I was surprised that Khloe and Kourtney agreed to participate. We all know what Kim is capable of when it comes to decency, but the other two should be ashamed of the message a vagina sniff-off communicates; especially what it says about women in general. It’s like selling your first born merely to survive for one day. Perhaps, in the inventory of episodes the sisters have participated in greater debaucheries. But I’ve never witnessed any Kardashian episode that has stooped this low. In fact, I’m still in a state of disbelief from the scene in which Khloe remarks, “Honestly, I will say that Kim’s p**** smells the best. She’s the winner.” “Listening to Kourtney and Kim Kardashian argue about which one of them has the better vagina makes me sad to be an American.”
Khloe was seen telling them: “Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p****? Not really, but we’re sisters … if I can’t smell their p******, what else am I supposed to do?”
The 28-year-old later ruled by reiterating, “Honestly, I will say that Kim’s p**** smells the best – she’s the winner.”
Deserving of the criticism, thousands of viewers took to Twitter to slam the obnoxious episode.
Katie Callaghan tweeted: “Listening to Kourtney and Kim Kardashian argue about which one of them has the better vagina”
While Tiffany Miller wrote: “No way are the Kardashian girls having a vagina-smell-off. F***ing sick!”
And Justin added: “Just when you thought reality TV couldn’t hit rock bottom, the Kardashians are having a Vagina Smell Off.”
Just in case you thought the sniff-off is as bad as the show can get, I’m told that in a new outrageous episode the Kardashians will reveal another home remedy.
Allegedly, Kim uses Kourtney’s breast milk after reading online that it will help clear up the lesions on her legs. However, she wasn’t quite expecting it to come this time, as she puts it, ‘fresh off the boob.’
I’m sure the sniff-off appealed to many young viewers, but I’m equally convinced it has turned off more viewers than it has gained.
Nonetheless, the losers weren’t just the folks that chose to tune out by changing the channel; the losers were not merely the stations that broadcast the infamous episode, as they will easily bounce back.
As I see it, the real losers were both Khloe and especially Kourtney, whom I’ve often described as pleasantly good matured, full of grace and firmly principled. Kourtney has, unfortunately, shattered this honorable image. The usually wise mother of two chose poorly by participating in the sniffing contest. I believe that both Khloe and Kourtney will pay an unnecessarily high price for their brief lapse in judgement. In all likely, the lose will be greater than the gain.
As pathetic as Kardashian siblings may be, I’m going to continue to root for Kourtney as I follow her career. My hope, is for her to reflect, regret and certainly not repeat such repugnant for the world to see.
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