Amanda Bynes is suing everybody. Well everybody who has treated her badly this past week, by arresting her or as she likes to put it, her “mistaken arrest.” The 27 year-old says she is planning to unleash a flurry of lawsuits against the NYPD and her apartment complex.
And of course this latest, and in our humble opinion the best, Twitter rant yet shows that Amanda Bynes is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. (Okay, Network referencing over.)
Bynes took to her Twitter account with a vengeance and listed exactly who she was going to file the lawsuit against, the NYPD, and a long list of why:
— “Illegally entering my apartment”
— “Lying about drugs on me”
— “Lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia”
— “Being put into a mental hospital against my will”
— “Then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am.”
Somewhat amazingly she hasn’t mentioned the “alleged” sexual assault which she claimed went on prior to her arrest and was, according to her, the real reason behind her arrest.
But it appears that besides the fact she is suing everybody, Amanda Bynes is more concerned that her legion of fans know that she’s allergic to drugs and alcohol and she is, “proud to not be a drug or alcohol user.”
Not to nitpick or anything but someone should point out to the ranting ex-Nickelodeon star that nicotine actually counts as a drug and she did admit to smoking “tobacco.”
Bynes finished her rant by tweeting that, “I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”
Amanda has been so busy on Twitter this past week that we’re surprised that she hasn’t caused the old Twitter whale to pop up all on her own.
So far, this week alone, she’s had a go at Rihanna, and in a guilt by association type thing, Chris Brown. She’s been burning up the Tweet line with all her moans and complaints about her “mistaken-arrest” and her declarations of purity.
We hasten to add, that the purity thing is of a drug and alcohol nature only. What we are worried about is that she may decide to “literally” sue everybody. She may have a pop at Rihanna for daring to answer back at the allegations of why Chris Brown really beat her up.
Even though she has said that she will be suing her building’s management, she didn’t tweet anything about them after her initial Twitter announcement of her “shotgun” lawsuit’s. Since she has her legal “guns” aimed at the NYPD first, she’s going to wait until that has been sorted out in court.
Until then, she might decide to “have a go” at the cabdriver that she “stiffed” for seven dollars and decide to be a bit more specific about what she’s going to sue the building management for. Since Amanda Bynes is suing everybody and she hasn’t completed her list, keep your eyes on Twitter and you’ll be the first to know.
By Michael Smith