Donald Trump may be many things, but he could never be called ‘shy’, ‘unassuming’, or ‘timid’. He is always The Donald.
He’s given us more than we could have ever asked for. At one time, during the 2012 election campaigns, he nearly matched the hilarious misspeak of our 43rd President.
If he wasn’t joining the “birthers”, he was claiming that Mr. Obama would start a war just to win his re-election. He hasn’t stopped, and for the sake of comedians everywhere, I hope he never does.
Trump is an avid “tweeter”. He is also an insensitive and offensive clod. After 19 year old alleged Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was captured, and was described as severely wounded, “The Donald” tweeted: ‘Is the Boston killer eligible to Obama Care to bring him back to health?’
It wasn’t funny, but it was indicative of who and what he is. And that would be Rich, and uncaring about his fellow Americans.
He received several responses, criticizing him for politicizing the tragedy.
One called him ‘a sick individual’ and a ‘scuzzy d****bag’. I can’t argue with that. Another: MattWeaver_21, posted on Twitter, ’You are, quite literally, the worst human being ever.’ Right again.
I know that Trump has his fans, I just don’t know why. Did you ever try to watch “The Apprentice”, or “Celebrity Apprentice”? They were mean and disgusting. And if you believed these “reality” shows were real, then you may have a real problem.
When Lt. Col. Krisinski was charged with a sexual assault offense recently, while serving in a position to investigate sexual assault in the Air Force, there were several stories and statistics reported exposing the severity of the problem.
“The Donald” was playing with his iPhone again.
“26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?”
“The Generals and top military brass never wanted a mixer but were forced to do it by very dumb politicians who wanted to be politically C!”
Trump showed that he is the world’s biggest misogynist, and that he has no class but is all a**.
On May 1st, Trump began a battle he could never win. Dueling with John Stewart revealed he brought with him an empty gun.
The “Daily Show” host riled Trump when it was reported that a random ‘tweeter’ claimed Stewart would “destroy Trump in a debate”. Trump’s response wasn’t clever and didn’t actually make any sense.
“If he’s so smart, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz to Jon Stewart?”
When Stewart unveiled the remark on his cable television show, he revealed Turmp’s ‘real name’, “F**kface Von Clownstick.” It trended on twitter, and Trump was reported to be furious.
Trump is smart enough to surround himself with people who possess less intelligence the he, himself contains. If you doubt that, here are several examples.
He actually considered running for President in 2012, and eventually endorsed adulterer and dictator Newt Gingrich. He withdrew when he realized both Rick Perry, and Michelle Bachmann had more intelligence than he did.
His show, “The Apprentice”, forced audiences to endure some ‘contestants’ who were guaranteed failures, but gave Trump a chance to show intellectual superiority.
“Not only am I the youngest in the team, but I’m the shortest.” Edward Hunter (2011).
“I find it very difficult to conversate with her.” Melissa Cohen (2010).
“I made it quite easy for him to fire me.” Bilyana Apostolova (2012).
So, my friends, forgive him, he ‘knows not what he says’. Take his ramblings for what they are; thoughtless words from a man with a bad comb-over.
Columnist-The Guardian Express