Kim Kardashian Cheese Fries Make Me Horny

Kim Kardashian certainly has some weird ideas to share

Kim Kardashian cheese fries make me horny

It is done. Yesterday was the second episode of the new season of “Keeping up with the Kardashians“. It might not have been as nerve wrecking exciting, as the past week, because she was going to announce the sex of the baby; it was a girl. However there were plenty if “wtf” moments.

Kim Kardashian certainly has some weird ideas to share with the world, specific language, and lots of love to share with her family and beau, Kanye. In addition she wanted you to know on yesterday’s episode that: “Cheese fries make me horny”

– Weird ideas of yesterday’s episode: Kim couldn’t leave her baby hanging without some music from her man. Therefore the baby had to listen to some tunes from Kanye because she put the headphones with his music on her stomach. Enjoy that, baby girl!

This wasn’t the only pregnancy related weirdness. Kim also exclaimed that: “cheese fries make me horny.” She didn’t explain further or why this statement had to be made. It was probably on the same brainwave that made her say this:

Doctor: “I don’t see a peepee.”  kim: “If it was a boy you’d definitely see his peepee. He would take after his father”

She then went on to explain that she liked to take self portraits or in her world known as: “selfies.” However she didn’t want to smile in them anymore because it makes her look fat. That’s why she never looks in the camera, and always looks down, to look slimmer. Well maybe it’s also because the baby inside her belly makes her look bigger than usual.

Some hilarious Twitter users said the following, and posted a picture that we want to share with you:

“Kim Kardashian’s baby is gonna know how to take a selfie before she’s potty trained:”
baby selfie
Some even went further by saying: “I wonder how Kim Kardashian feels about Ray J’s song ” I Hit It First ” lol,” and Riyaaa added to that: “I burned my garlic bread because I was too busy watching Kim Kardashian cry over her little brother being fat.” Most of the female Twitter users wanted to talk about the Kim Kardashian “natural look.” (Apparently none of them wanted to comment on the facts that cheese fries make Kim horny. To me that seems a more pressing matter, right?) Either way, this was considered the most pressing: “I hate when girls have TONS of artificial make up on. Just stick with the natural look, like Kim Kardashian.” – Most guys. Do you agree with this statement? Do you think the women are right or the men?

– Kim Kardashian’s vocabulary: Yesterday was no exception. She loves to use a lot of : “oh my gosh I love this, rude, literally;  you’re so f***ing disrespectful.” (Have you noticed this as well? What do you think? Should she stop using that because she sounds like Rachel Zoe or is it’s just typical Kim?) For some reason she always has to include: “bible” and “I’m so done.”

 

She has also coined a new phrase which is: “pregnancy lips.” It’s not really clear yet what she means by that, but it has probably to do with silicone injections, and pregnancy hormones gone crazy, right?

And some final words of wisdom of the woman who said yesterday: “Cheese fries make me horny.” For her it’s just: “Another day, another drama.” -Kim Kardashian

By Georgina Pijttersen and Kim Kardashian supporters/haters on Twitter.

2 Responses to "Kim Kardashian Cheese Fries Make Me Horny"

  1. his lady   June 10, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    You forget to add her new love of the word “flaked.” How many times did she use this in reference of her tubby brother flaking out on her? Kim,you are a moron.j

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