Jennifer Aniston Feels Married, There Are No Arguments

Is Not Pregnant Either

Jennifer Aniston Feels Married, There Are No Arguments

Jennifer Aniston was quite tired of all the false rumors floating around on the internet. She feels married already, and there are no arguments about anything between her and her soon to be hubby. (The last rumor in the long line of rumors is: that she appears curvier in her belly area and therefore, she must be pregnant, right? Aniston said, something along these lines in the past: that she has been so many times dubbed pregnant by reporters that she should have raised a whole country by now.) She decided it was time to tackle these rumors one by one, and to finally tell the world her side of the story. All of this went down on “Chelsea Lately.” The TV show, which is hosted by her friend, Chelsea Handler.

Chelsea, never one to shy away from putting anybody in an awkward position, proceeded to read an article, which talked about Jennifer’s love of being naked. Reading the article, Handler intimated: “Jen’s started to embrace her curves at home since longtime lover, nudist Justin, has persuaded her to join in on the fun,” Handler added: “She was hesitant at first but now she finds it extremely liberating and they spend entire days at home without any clothes on and even cook naked.” Jennifer was sitting back and listening to her friend. However, after a while, she jumped in and said: “What are you reading? Star magazine? Oh, OK. Yes, they’re reliable. We don’t walk around nude, darling. I mean, we do when it’s appropriate.” So that means that Aniston does walk around naked, but only when it is appropriate. However, as far as the article was concerned Jennifer said: “That’s not true. It’s B.S.” In addition, She feels married and therefore feels more at ease to dispel these rumors. In addition, there are no arguments about anything between her and her walking-without-clothes-loving Justin.

After the nudist topic was cleared up, Handler wanted to address Katie Couric. Apparently, Katie had asked Chelsea about Jennifer’s wedding plans. Chelsea told Aniston: “Katie Couric was asking me on her show about your wedding and I had to act like I didn’t even know you were engaged because I didn’t know that was out,” Handler added. “Then she was like, ‘Well, everyone knows about it!’ So, I felt really stupid.” “What’s Katie Couric? Is she a legitimate journalist? Is she getting tabloidy? Wasn’t she on the ‘Today’ show?” Aniston wanted to know from her friend. “She was on the ‘Today’ show,” stated Handler. “She got a demotion to her own show.”

Jennifer had to talk about these wedding plans many times before. It isn’t the first time these rumors have reared their heads, and until she ties the knot, they won’t probably disappear either, no matter how hard she tries to play them down. Jennifer went on to say: “We just want to do it when it’s perfect, and we are not rushed, and no one is rushing from a job or rushing to a job,” Aniston further stated during an interview: “And, you know, we already feel married. We have yet to set any dates. There have been no canceled weddings. There have been no postponed weddings.” Aniston ended with: “There have been no arguments about where to get married. Just clearing all that up.”

By Georgina Pijttersen

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