Donald Trump Enraged At A Melissa Etheridge Parody Song Entitled, I Want A Combover

Donald Trump Enraged At A Melissa Etheridge Parody Song Entitled I Want A Combover
This year, Forbes magazine has named Donald Trump the 134th richest person in the United States of America. He has a notorious reputation of being infamously thin-skinned and that may be one of the reasons he has become so irked at a YouTube parody video of the Melissa Etheridge’s song I Want To Come Over entitled I Want A Combover. The song takes place in a hair salon and runs with the idea of Donald Trump singing a number about how he wants specific hairdo that he is famous for: a combover. In the song, he goes on and on about his wealth and even asks the hairstylist, “Are you an Apprentice fan?” Donald Trump as predicted has threatened to sue the person who wrote the song and uploaded it to YouTube and has even threatened to sue YouTube themselves. Since his crying “foul,” the creator of the video has taken it down for fear of having their life savings taken away from them as a result of poking a little fun at the rich man who according to the parody songwriter, “has too much money, anyway.” However, we were able to get a hold of the lyrics of the song before it was deleted from YouTube. Here is the lyrics of the parody song of Melissa Etheridge’s song I Want To Come Over entitled I Want A Combover written about Donald Trump:

I have a lavish home.

I’ll get my highlight on.

I know its weird.

My hair is thin.

Hey. My show is on.

My hair will not leave.

My hair is not gone.

But it is thin.

I never act poor.

I just need you to watch me once more.

I want a comb over.

I don’t care at what expense.

I want you to serve me.

It’s what I want to receive.

I want a comb over.

It’s a need I can’t explain.

Are you an Apprentice fan?

I want a comb over.

Can you comprehend?

Everyone knows about me.

I don’t drink beer.

Nor do I drink gin.

I don’t need a perm.

Don’t need a blow-dryer.

For a combover I burn.

I always win.

I never act poor.

I just need you to watch me once more.

I want a comb over.

I don’t care at what expense.

I want you to serve me.

It’s what I want to receive.

I want a comb over.

It’s a need I can’t explain.

Are you an Apprentice fan?

I want a comb over.

I’ve never been refused.

Is this seat taken?

I don’t care what it costs.

I said, “Begin.”

My hair is chic.

I asked, “Do you watch me?”

I wouldn’t say I’m meek.

I always win.

I never act poor.

I just need you to watch me once more.

I want a comb over.

I don’t care at what expense.

I want you to serve me.

It’s what I want to receive.

I want a comb over.

It’s a need I can’t explain.

Are you an Apprentice fan?

I want a comb over.

I want a comb over.

I ?.

Everyone knows abut me.

I fill people with fear.

Some say it’s a sin.

I’m famous for two words.

They are “You’re fired.”

For money I yearn.

Watch me grin.

 

Written By: Jon Webster

2 Responses to "Donald Trump Enraged At A Melissa Etheridge Parody Song Entitled, I Want A Combover"

  1. Jill Miles   July 19, 2015 at 8:21 pm

    All he knows is sue…He needs to be sued for some of the ignorant lies he tells!!!

    Reply
  2. Darlene   September 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Very nicely written! Funny Satire!

    Reply

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