Well. Now we know. Yes, Miley Cyrus definitely gets Brazilian waxes and now you can see the evidence for yourself. She shows her totally naked nips and seemingly invites all viewers to give her a gynecological examination of at least her outer vulvar area because she fully exposes it in new pictures which she posed for brand new half-nude pics in New York.
Yes, we get to see Miley in all of her almost-naked glory and again simulating sex. This time though, she has switched her trademark giant foam finger for a can of Arizona Iced Tea, giving brand new meaning to the term “product placement.” Or perhaps she’s simulating having both a penis and a vagina, for she definitely has a vagina, and she shows it to us in all of its bald beauty.
It’s almost as if we haven’t seen enough of Miley’s nudity, or at least she seems to think so. It is difficult to recall another singer who was so eager to show off her goodies to everyone and anyone so frequently. Sure, there was Madonna in the early 90s when she put out her book entitled Sex. We got to see everything in that gem. There was also Brittany Spears back a couple of years ago when a photog caught her getting out of a car with no panties on. The flash of the bulb gave us more than an eyeful and we were informed in that instant that she’d had a C-Section.
But neither Madonna not Brittany exposed themselves with as much enthusiasm as our girl Miley. When Madonna published her book, it was a big deal. It was nearly a scandal in fact. When Brittany got caught with her panties off, it wasn’t her choice. She was exposed by someone else and without her consent. She’s never done it again.
But Miley, oh Miley. She’s caught the fever of the attention she’s getting with her nude body, which wouldn’t be a problem at all except for the fact that she is supposed to be a singer. A singer; not an adult porn star.
Part of the “ick factor” about Miley Cyrus is that she was a child star. We all watched her grow up and present herself as a role model to young children. She chose her path and knows who is watching. Part of it makes us uncomfortable because we want to protect the innocence of the children who are witnessing her being inappropriately and overtly sexual in the wrong environments.
If adult porn star Jenna Jameson posed the exact same way, no one would bat an eye because it’s what we expect from her. But from Miley Cyrus, we still expect purity. Maybe part of the reason it feels so “wrong” is because and feel simultaneously titillated and disgusted when we see her posing for photos that leave nothing to the imagination.
She was an innocent child who presented as wholesome and she embraced that image with fervor. We embraced it with her and are now forced into something for which we didn’t sign up. That’s the reason for the feeling we get in the pit of our stomachs when we stare at her breasts and nether regions with a mixture of astonishment and horror.
We shouldn’t feel guilty for wishing she was different. Miley Cyrus’ has showed us her naked nips and we can be confident in the fact that yes, indeed she gets Brazilians, but is there any shame in fantasizing about a young woman who had turned into a mature and beautiful singer rather than someone selling only sex? It’s like watching your own daughter transform from a medical student into a prostitute. Is wishing something different for her “slut shaming,” or is it a normal human reaction to something we didn’t expect?
By: Rebecca Savastio