Miami police kill apocalyptic zombie cannibal

Cannibal Wouldn’t Stop Chewing On Man’s Face
Apocolyptic Zombie Killed By Miami Police

By Dock Walls, @dockwalls

Zombies who try to eat other people’s brains are the latest phenomenon to spur discussion concerning the end of the world. The rise in the number of police reports involving people who have gone berserk and begun chewing on other people’s faces is troubling. Recently, at least ten such cannibalistic cases have been documented. Authorities have begun to chronicle these psychotic encounters under the heading “Apocalyptic Zombie.”

In the latest episode, Miami Police were summoned to the scene by a man who failed in his attempts to stop 31-year-old Rudy Eugene from savagely gnawing on the face of Ronald Poppo. When they arrived, police found a naked, blood-splattered Eugene growling and chewing on the face of 65-year-old Poppo. Even after the police confronted the crazed man and repeatedly ordered him to stop, Eugene continued to bite into Poppo’s face. Police were forced to unleash a hail of gunfire to stop and kill Rudy Eugene. Ronald Poppo is now in the hospital, fighting for his life.

This latest rash of strange apocalyptic-type episodes intrigues Doomsday theorists, who insist that the world will end on December 21, 2012. That prophesy stems from findings that the ancient Mayan calendar ends on that date. Nonbelievers, who don’t dispute a literal end to the calendar, argue that this cessation simply signals a transition from one World Age to another.

The most prominent doomsday scenario suggests that on December 21, 2012, at the dawn of the Summer Solstice, the sun will be perfectly aligned between the Earth and the gigantic, rapidly rotating, black hole located at the center of our galaxy. Reportedly, our solar system will pass through this black hole, resulting in a reversal of the Earth’s gravitational pull. As the story goes, this dreadful occurrence will trigger a series of cataclysmic earthly events, including tidal waves, floods, devastating earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, global warming and more. Interestingly, according to the Goddard Institute for Space and Science, an analysis of air and water temperature anomalies reveals that April 2012 is the fourth warmest April on record.

Throughout history, man has looked to the skies for information. Astronomers, Astrologists and Seafarers have processed that information and given it practical application on Earth. The stars have guided our ships, our activities and our lives.

A series of current stellar events have fueled the doomsday discussion. One such event was the annular eclipse that took place Sunday, May 20, 2012. The moon covered up the sun with the exception of the outer fringe. The ring of fire that remained visible, is called the “annulus,” Latin for ring. Solar eclipses are rare and unusual. Most people find them to be fascinating and even mysterious.

Among the other stellar items adding to doomsday speculation is the active sunspot region 1476, which is being closely monitored by NASA Scientists. Easily visible on the solar surface 93 million miles (149 million km) away, this 100,000 kilometer, Earth-sized sunspot region, is the most active since 2003. Sunspots are points where powerful magnetic fields arise through the sun’s surface and emit solar flares.

Although scientists are still struggling to determine why these magnetic fields become unstable and explode, it is clear that the energy released in the form of solar flares is equivalent to 10 billion hydrogen bombs. Although the energetic particles from Solar Flares threaten astronauts orbiting the Eath and damage sensitive electronic equipment in space, those of us on Earth are protected by our atmosphere and magnetic fields. Still, solar flares have interfered with electronic signals, radio waves, GPS and other advanced technological tools.

More troubling are the geomagnetic storms due to coronal mass ejections (CMEs) – huge burst of charged particles and magnetic fields that explode off the surface of the sun. NASA recently reported that CMEs have increased in strength, and are now rated a G3 on a scale from G1 to G5T. This enhanced solar activity has caused rapid changes to the shape of Earth’s magnetosphere – the bubble of protective magnetic fields surrounding the Earth – resulting in a geomagnetic storm.

These mammoth sunspots are becoming troublesome, sending CMEs which, unlike regular solar flares, may be dangerous to earthly inhabitants. Some wonder if, in coming months, enlarged holes in our protective magnetic fields coupled with a change in the direction of these solar storms might cause the Earth ending disasters people fear.

The Earth is a highly unpredictable living breathing organism. Arguably, this sphere has existed, in one form or another, for approximately 4 billion years. No one knows how, when or why it will cease to exist. However, one thing is certain: We are one day closer to the end of the world than we were yesterday.

19 Responses to "Miami police kill apocalyptic zombie cannibal"

  1. Silence   June 1, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    religion waas created to explain why things happen the way they do. the more technically advanced a race becomes the more they star to leave their religion until those who believe it still are the crazy or psychotic. this planet will not end or be destroyed anytime soon. nor will their be a savior. you create a mess clean it up yourself. humans have always been stupid and they will be forever. all you can say is nothing can stop us.

  2. TigerLilie11   June 1, 2012 at 2:54 am

    i love how crazy dude high on bath rock salts = apocolypic zombie. SMH

  3. TigerLilie11   June 1, 2012 at 2:52 am

    o my. this article just completely went off tangent. I love how someone high on bath rock salts going crazy psycho = apocolyptic zombie. people are just crazy!!!

  4. retrogaming   May 31, 2012 at 9:21 am

    It’s not the authorities who have labeled these gruesome acts of violence with ridiculous zombie headings, it’s the stupid media and some American people fed on TV garbage who were commenting those news. We’re losing the sense of reality, along with that of compassion and indignation. What this dramatic event demonstrates is how insanely dangerous drugs can be, this is what all serious stories should report, not sensational nonsense about zombies and end of the world.

    • KTL   June 2, 2012 at 9:41 am

      “IF IGNORANCE WAS BLISS,AMRICANS WOULD BE ORGASMIC ALL THE TIME!!”..ME!!! LOL, yet i am “american”,i like to think native of this country yet born,bred,&SO MUCH BS CAN ONLY BE CRAMMED IN ONES HEAD.. anywhoo, i just came from a funneral where in making small talk my gf from FLA. told me about some “New drug”, rock salt? men,most likely high off their asses on bathsalt,salt rock, idfk. yet here i am {4am est.std.time- fn JERSEY) looking this crap up, the guy eating the face of another man, who were both nude,,,Y!?? HIgh!??, On whatever this new or old misused perhaps drug!! But most americans as a whole are ,dumber as nation ,yet so easily mislead misinformed about the actual media.. Is it “our” fault, yes & no, in my opinion its whoever behind the media,behind the government controlling the media, pulling the strings..yet dumb shit like this gets headlines..Reality shows,celeberties, make “THE NEWS” cause most are so concearned in .other peoples “gossip,dish, drama”….that cathes the attetion of the general population… & to think ppl arent cashing in on all this doomsday crap is redicuolus!!! “doomsday reality tv shows now-or preperation for said day.”BS!!! i say wake the fuk up america i am not from wallstreet bet’cha they’re makin a killing off crap like this!! I do not wish for our world to end anyone rem 1999? i sure as hell do!! Was born in ’85, i callled BS then & i call it now if anyone is listening to me ramble on…One thing i do say all this mayan shit, i hope it scares us enogh to make this a better world all around… People so invoved with fn facebook status’ shit like that.
      life is fuking short. Dont piss &shit all over the place thinkin f it somebody eles will clean up!! yea so im a lil drunk, but people these days so money hungry, or world about SELF preservation…i am not from here or from the wrong era.. IM callin it a night write if u want i live in jersey!!!n im gettin pissed and running out of excuses for being lazy not tryin to wake yall fukers up too. that bein said Gnight/MORNING>!!?!?! RISE N FN SHINE..i plan to xoxox

  5. Mr Anderson   May 30, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    We are here for only a moment, visitors and strangers in the land as our ancestors were before us. Our days on earth are like a passing shadow, gone so soon without a trace.
    Chronicles 29:15
    Live through faith not through fear. Have faith in something or wither away from the fear of the future.

    • retrogaming   May 31, 2012 at 9:27 am

      Faith is useless without action. In the end, it’s just hoping really hard there’s someone more powerful than all of us who will take care of all our problems and misdeeds. Stronger action should be taken against drugs and also against the cultural spread of violence and drug consumption.

  6. jack   May 30, 2012 at 8:19 pm


  7. Liann   May 30, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    The world is NOT going to end on December 21,2012 only God can predict when the world is going to end. If you read the Bible (most likely not) it states that the world will be ruined with fire. So this “End of the world” craze needs to stop. They said it was going to end in 2000 and guess what, it’s 2012. However, Eugene was obviously on some type of drug to make him do such a horrifying thing.

    • Hmmm   May 30, 2012 at 6:25 pm

      I wonder what the sun is made from… I wonder…

      • anonymousdude   May 31, 2012 at 6:49 pm


    • Mark   May 30, 2012 at 8:02 pm

      I respect that you are religious and these are your views but the Bible contradicts itself in so many ways.

  8. Patrick Scott   May 30, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    You also failed to mention the recently found Mayan calendars that go several thousand years into the future.

    • Bria   May 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm

      I guess you didn’t consider that the leap year we created puts us already passed the date of the Mayan calander. Ancient prophecy wont destroy us our technology and sience will.

  9. silentappraiser   May 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    You failed to mention the growing number of mutants appearing around the world. Each one seems to have their own unique powers, telepathy, invisibility, etc.

  10. Max Hurtubise   May 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Dock Walls, I sure hope this article was written to be satyrically funny. If not, I’m sorry but that end of the world part serves no purpose other than to scare the misinformed population. Perhaps I didn’t quite grasp the sarcasm if there was any… otherwise, don’t allow yourself to write such idiotic articles for the media-believing masses.

    Shitty editorialism is shitty.

    • guardian   May 31, 2012 at 5:00 am

      Max, I never suggested the world was going to end any time soon. I epxlained the basis for the doomsday theroy and infused the science that fuels the discussion. As a matter of fact, I concluded by indicating we are one day closer to the end of the world. Whether it’s one year or a million years from now, that’s an indisputable fact.


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