Alan Turing: Queen Elizabeth Made Him Grow Breasts, Suicide – the Whole Story

Alan Turing: Queen Elizabeth Made Him Grow Breasts, Suicide – the Whole Story

Why won’t anybody just come out and say the truth about Alan Turing: Queen Elizabeth made him grow breasts, and that is why he committed suicide. Here is the true, whole story in seven smarmy steps: Step 1: During WWII, Alan Turing was head of the British Intelligence division of German naval cryptanalysis, and chiefly […]