Nestle, a Company Who Cares About the Water Crisis (Satire)

Nestle, a Company Who Cares About the Water Crisis (Satire)

Nestle is a company who cares deeply about California’s water crisis. If the corporation did not care, they most certainly would not be sucking out 80 million gallons of water a year from local aquifers, then selling it back in plastic bottles at an astronomical price inflation. Wait a second, this means that Nestle dredges […]

Global Warming True Believers Must Lead by Example

Global Warming True Believers Must Lead by Example

Now that 99.9 percent of the scientific community has determined global warming is a proven fact, true believers must lead by example. A new lifestyle must be adopted to convert nonbelievers. Who are the nonbelievers? They are dittoheads who follow Rush Limbaugh. Instead of making Mr. Limbaugh a martyr by arresting him for spreading misguided […]

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