Americans Not Drinking Their Fair Share [Satire]

Americans Not Drinking Their Fair Share [Satire]

Amid all the talk of inequality and social justice, the mainstream media has deliberately ignored one of the greatest disparities faced by this nation today; many Americans are just not drinking their fair share. Credit goes to the Washington Post for shining the light of truth upon this continuing travesty. In an in-depth investigation published […]

Benghazi Syndrome Strikes Republicans–CDC Issues Warning

Benghazi Syndrome Strikes Republicans–CDC Issues Warning

A new disease known as Benghazi Syndrome has struck key members of the Republican party and the CDC has issued a warning about the affliction, which they call “deeply troubling.” Benghazi Syndrome is a devastating medical condition in which the victim can’t stop talking about, thinking about, or dreaming about Benghazi. In severe cases, the […]

Sharknado 3 Apparently Happening in 2015

Sharknado 3 Apparently Happening in 2015

Bad SyFy movie lovers, rejoice. The worst movie of last year, or maybe actually the entire decade, is getting a sequel. Sorry, correction, make that a threequel. It has been announced today that Sharknado 3, a follow-up to last year’s exceptionally and horrifically bad, yet somehow extremely successful SyFy Original Movie, Sharknado, is being planned. […]