Charlie Sheen and His Tiger Blood Letter

Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood letter.
If you were under the impression that Charlie Sheen aka Carlos Estevez was mellowing out, you were wrong. Sheen and his tiger blood got boiling mad at porn star Farrah Abraham and he sent her a nasty letter to tell her about it.

The Teen Mom turned adult film star released a text conversation to TMZ between her and Sheen. In the conversation, she asked the 47 year-old former Two and a Half Men star out on a date. This severe breach of protocol did not equal an #EpicWin in Charlie’s opinion.

Sheen responded to the news quite badly and sent the 22 year-old “back-door Mom” a vicious rejection letter. Charlie let his tiger blood loose and let young Farrah have with both barrels.

According to TMZ the letter was a classic Sheen rant. It certainly sounds like something that Sheen would write, even though he doesn’t use the phrase #EpicWinning. But the vernacular is definitely his. The letter reads, “hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us, congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.”

The letter concluded with, “your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave [sic] the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.”

The 22 year-old neophyte porn film actress had reached out to Sheen through text in part to inquire about a role on his new television show, Anger Management. She also wanted to ask the actor out for coffee or set up a playdate with their children. Sheen sent a text back that said, “coffee is for amateurs and grandma,” but that he “would love to get together!!”

But Charlie Sheen is obviously changing his ways. With his sarcastic congratulations on Abraham’s venturing into the world of porn, Sheen has, no doubt, cut down on his interaction with professional adult film stars. Presumably he is trying to soften his image while working on this new television program.

It was his “lifestyle” and a personal vendetta against Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre that resulted in his dismissal from that show. He then proceded to have a highly publicized “meltdown” which was aired on television and YouTube. His meltdown rant included several bizarre statements in the broadcast interviews. He said that he was a “warlock” with “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA”, and that he was “winning”.

He also posted videos to YouTube showing himself smoking cigarettes through his nose, and cursing out his former employers. He told one TV interviewer, “I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

He is probably trying very hard to not let his personal lifestyle get him fired from another popular television show. And if he does choose to meet with a “porn star” he doesn’t want the whole world to know about.

Unfortunately for Farrah, her “loose lips” did more than sink a ship, it caused Charlie Sheen to unleash his tiger blood temper in a letter that ripped the young porn star to shreds. Hopefully she has learned her lesson and won’t irritate “warlock” Sheen again.

By Michael Smith


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