Grown child-star Amanda Bynes made her appearance in court with a new “do” that was long and blue, but, when it came time to make a statement, she had none. Ergo, say hello to Amanda Bynes the blue none.
The 27 year-old Nickelodeon actress has been charged with reckless endangerment and attemped tampering with physical evidence. This came as a result of Amanda allegedly throwing a pot bong out of her 36th floor apartment window in May this year when approached by NYPD.
Bynes was arrested after a building official called law enforcement to complain that she was smoking marijuana in the apartment lobby. The New York Police Department officers who went to her apartment said that they saw heavy smoke and that a bong was on the kitchen counter.
Prosecutors claim that Bynes threw the bong out of the window while police officers looked on.
But while Amanda might have been doing her impression of a bottle of the popular blue nun wine, she had nothing to say during her hearing but she turned twitter hot with her tweets the night before her hearing and none of her usual targets were safe were safe from her “brand” of tweeting.
Bynes shot to TV stardom after starring in Nickelodeon’s All That. She also starred in the 2010 film, Easy A. But more recently she’s been a Twitter star who lashes out at people she doesn’t like via the social network site. She even called President Obama and his First Lady, “Ugly.” She’d better keep an eye out for the Secret Service, there must be some law against “dissing” your president and his wife on Twitter.
She’s been in the news a lot lately for her rather abnormal behaviour, most of which she tweets about on Twitter. Bynes told her followers on Twitter that the police account and the charges were all “lies.” She still maintains that she was “sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last” and that, according to her, it was the same policeman who arrested her on the pot charges.
The New York Police Department Internal Affairs investigated the alleged incident of sexual harassment and found that there was no evidence of it every having happened.
Bynes also has a DUI case pending in Southern California, although a couple of separate hit-and-run charges against her were dismissed late last year. She was also sentenced to three years’ probation for driving on a suspended license in May.
But the appearance of the blue wig for her court case today is obviously her attempt to make up for her “wild-haired” appearance in her last “day in court.” She was so annoyed by her “bad hair” day that she tweeted about it, along with her news to followers that she was going to get another nose job.
Besides tweeting that she found the Obama’s ugly she also tweeted about her plastic surgeon. She tweeted, “My Surgeon Broke My Nose During My Surgery But Hasn’t Finished My Nose! It’s Still Broken And I Can’t Breathe!”
She didn’t tweet about her homage to Lady Gaga with the bright blue wig and her large sunglasses that she donned for her court appearance.
According to the Associated Press, the blue-wigged Bynes did not speak during the hearing that lasted only a few minutes. Neither Bynes or her lawyer spoke to the reporters who were waiting outside the court.
Hopefully, Bynes will tweet about why she opted for the “I’m blue” look. Perhaps, as we stated above, she’s doing her impression of a bottle of Blue “None.”
By Michael Smith