Robert Pattinson Message to Kristen Stewart Clean Your Car

Robert Pattinson Message to Kristen Stewart Clean Your Car

While Robert Pattinson is wooing Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Kristen Stewart went off on the paparazzi after someone with a better sense of humour than the 23 year-old actress wrote “I love Rob” on the dusty bonnet (hood) of her car. Presumably Robert could write a message on the bonnet of his vehicle saying Kristen Stewart, “Clean your car!”

Not exactly love letters in the sand, more a case of drawings in the dust!

Meanwhile, back in the city of angels, otherwise known as LA, not everyone is a Robert Pattinson fan. Apparently, Beyonce Knowles isn’t a Twi-hard fan of team Edward.

Allegedly, 27 year-old concert aficionado Pattinson went to see Beyonce perform at the Los Angeles Staples Center with four of his guy pals. But after the show when he and his four friends tried to meet Ms Knowles, the group were shown the door.


A source who was backstage at the time said told In Touch magazine that, “He was at the concert with four dudes, smoking, but in a great mood. He was trying to get into the Beyoncé meet and greet, but he didn’t have the right credentials and he didn’t make it in!”

Apparently you have to “request” an access pass in advance. There will be no spur of the moment gushing of fans allowed, even if you can glitter in the sunlight. After being turned away, Rob’s friends tried to sneak in and that was when they literally were shown the door.

The same eyewitness source said, “They tried to sneak into the meet and greet! After they weren’t allowed in, “[Rob] waited for 10 minutes at the door and security said no.”

At least Robert Pattinson didn’t get back to his vehicle of the night and find a message on it. Still he may want to remind his “ex” Kristen Stewart to clean her car if she doesn’t want words of love left on it.

But after his breakup with Stewart and Katy Perry’s defection back to John Mayer, Pattinson is getting a lot of paparazzi attention because of his budding relationship with Riley Keough, whose mom is Elvis Presley’s daughter. A lot of folks keep saying that Riley Keough is the “spitting image” of Kristen Stewart.

We beg to differ.

On every photograph that we’ve seen of the 24 year-old Presley off-spring she is smiling and generally would not be caught dead looking moody or in short-shorts with motorcycle gloves as a fashion accessory.

Just saying.

But let us not forget about Ms Stewart! Allegedly when Kristen got back to her car, after being in a Los Angeles studio, the pap’s shot reels of film (or the digital version of reels, what ever that is) when she found her “love letter” in the dust of her car bonnet. While the cameras clicked away, the 23 year-old Stewart looked “unamused” and reportedly swore at the photographers “under her breath” before grumpily getting into her car and driving away.

We are taking the description of Ms Stewart’s “unamused” look on “face value” here. It appears to us that in most photo’s Stewart looks anything but amused, so how on earth could the paparazzi tell the difference?

She may well be unhappy that Pattinson has moved on so quickly from their breakup. But even the firm denial’s from certain sources that the pair, Keough and Pattinson, are not anything other than good friends isn’t improving Kristin’s mood.

It will be even lower if Robert Pattinson decides to write in the dust of his pickup truck bonnet (hood) that Kristen Stewart needs to clean her car!

By Michael Smith
United Kingdom


6 Responses to "Robert Pattinson Message to Kristen Stewart Clean Your Car"

  1. emmytori1   July 10, 2013 at 12:17 am

    kristen you need to move on. who nos how many women rob had on the side besides kristen. kristen you are a beautiful woman you are a great actress dont let anybody ever make you feel bad over this break up. kristen be happy

  2. chris10101   July 9, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Gossip Cop already debunked the Beyonce story.

  3. eliz2012em   July 9, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    Considering that Pattinson’s non-existent relationship with Riley Keough was debunked some days ago, don’t you think you should stop putting that in your posts? If your privacy was as compromised as Stewart’s, you might be hyper vigilant about being outside, particularly when you can see a bunch of papps standing near you car. There are so many pictures of her smiling, that the comments about her always being sour and frowning are just ridiculous. I agree that playing that kind of trick on her is nothing but mean-spirited.

    What is the obsession with these two? People get so emotional about them – people who don’t know them or anything about them. It’s just weird.

  4. charlotte crowder   July 9, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    I think that was a cruel joke someone played on Kristen. She is having a hard enough time without the paps butting if that’s who did it.Would Rob be that un kooth to write a reply on the hood of his truck. I hope not but probably the way he has been acting. I don’t think Kristen will get over Rob any time soon. I don’t know about Rob falling in love. I wouldn’t want to be the girl with his cheating tendecies or have really ugly friends!!!

  5. justafan   July 9, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    I hope that Kristen finds herself a great boyfriend soon, and that she can get over Rob, (if that’s even possible!), ASAP! I hope Rob falls in love with the right girl this time, and gets married and starts his family soon. Wish lots of love and happiness to them both.

  6. I-Diane   July 9, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    chaque jour ils sont obsédés par elle .courage .ils vont toucher le fond de leur merde ces paparazzis.


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