The Walking Dead Season 3 Top Ten Quotes (Poll)

Photo by: Gene Page
Photo by: Gene Page

I spent most of Saturday watching The Walking Dead Season 3. It was another great season of episodes, but at 16 in total, by the end of the day, I admit I am pretty zombied-out. As there are so many episodes, I will not re-cap them, but just mention the two quotes form each episode I liked the best, and narrow those 32 down to ten, which will be in the Top Ten poll below for you to vote upon and select YOUR favorite quote of the ten.


1.) Rick: “Only one way to keep you alive.” (chops off Hershel’s leg)

2.) Axel: “”Holy shit!”


1.) Andrew: “Let me back in, man! Let me back in! Open that up, man! Open it up!”

2.) Rick: “We took this prison! It’s ours! We spilled blood.”

“Walk with Me”

1.) The Governor: “Never.”

2.) Merle Dixon: “How about a big hug for your old pal, Merle?”

“Killer Within”

1.) Rick: “We’ll give the prisoners a week’s worth of supplies for the road.”

T-Dog: “They might not last a week.”

2.) Daryl to Andrea: “How come we never hooked up?”

Andrea: “You called me a whore and a rugmuncher.”

“Say the Word”

1.) Michonne: “People with nothing to hide don’t usually feel the need to say so.”

2.) Glenn Rhee: “Part of me wishes we’d killed all of the prisoners outside.”


1.) Merle: “Look at this. She sent us a biter-gram, y’all.”

2.) Carl: “I shot my mom. She was out. Hadn’t turned yet. I ended it. It was real.

“When the Dead Come Knocking”

1.) Carl: “Daryl’s been calling her Ass-kicker.”

Rick: “Has he now?”

2.) Merle: “There ain’t a pair of nuts between the whole pussy lot of you.”

“Made to Suffer”

1.) Axel to Andrea: “You got the…short hair. You’re not a lesbian? My, my, this is interesting.”

2.) The Governor to Merle: “You wanted your brother? Now you got him.”

“The Suicide King”

1.) Merle to Daryl: “Man, look like you’ve gone native.”

2.) Tyreese: “I must be the first brother in history to break into prison.”

Axel: “Makes me the first white boy that didn’t want to break out.”


1.) Hershel: “This rage is gonna get you killed.”

2.) Daryl: “You lost your hand because you’re a simple-minded piece of shit.”

“I Ain’t a Judas”

1.) Merle: “Can’t put a price on anything anymore.”

2.) Michonne to Andrea: “That’s why I went to Woodbury. Exposed him for what he is. I knew it would hurt you.”


1.) Rick: “We’re eating his food now?”

Michonne: “The mat said ‘Welcome.'”

2.) Rick: “Do you know who I am? Do you see who I am?”

Morgan: “People wearing dead people’s faces.”

“Arrow in the Doorpost”

1.) The Governor: “We have a lot to talk about.”

2.) Rick: “You’re the town drunk who knocked over my fence and ripped up my yard.”


1.) Michonne: “They deserve what they got. They weren’t human to begin with.”

2.) Milton: “Whether that was Penny or not, it’s over. It doesn’t matter.”

The Governor: “It’s all that matters.”

“This Sorrowful Life”

1.) Michonne: “A bad man, someone truly evil, they’re light as a feather. They don’t feel a thing.”

2.) Merle: “You’re as cold as ice, Officer Friendly.”

“Welcome to the Tombs”

1. ) The Governor: “You take the head so you don’t ever forget. You kill or you die.”

2.) Carl to Rick: “I did what I had to do. Now go so he doesn’t kill any more of us.”


The Walking Dead Season 3 had lots of memorable quotes like the first two seasons did. If I have left out any of your favorite quotes, I’m sorry — let me know if you had a fave I didn’t include in the Comment area.  Below is the poll of my Top Ten picks from the list of 36 quotes. Please vote on your favorite quote from the ones in the poll!

Written by: Douglas Cobb

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2 Responses to "The Walking Dead Season 3 Top Ten Quotes (Poll)"

  1. Monkey   February 17, 2015 at 4:15 am

    Love reading your quotes article however I found two quotes which are incorrect
    Daryl to Andrea: “How come we never hooked up?” and Axel to Andrea: “You got the…short hair. You’re not a lesbian? My, my, this is interesting.” The first one was Merle to Andrea and the second was Axel to Carol but other than that great article

  2. yo   January 17, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    Daryl is the best


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