Miley Cyrus Burned by Winner of “Win a Date with Miley Cyrus” Contest

Miley Cyrus performance
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs

LOS ANGELES – Even the biggest stars, clamoring for the attention from the American public can be insulted. Miley Cyrus found out this the hard way when she went out on  a date with one of her biggest fans. She is not unlike most 20-year-old young women in some respects. She likes to go out, have fun, and yes, on occasion, date young men she might be interested in.

Her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards ended up with an official new addition to the Oxford Dictionary. “Twerking,” gyrating one’s hips and buttocks, often against the body of someone else has been added as a result of her scantily-clad, rump-shaking routine with Robin Thicke. She shocked many, including Will Smith and family as evidenced by the looks on their faces when they were taken off guard during her performance.

She had her critics, among them the 67-year-old pop star, Cher, who, like Cyrus, has donned some skimpy clothing in past performances for shock value. Despite initially bashing her, Cher took to Twitter going back on what she had said, even calling the young, up-and-coming star, “brilliant.”

Capitalizing on her new infamy after her recent MTV Video Music Awards performance, she decided to as she calls it “give back and show [her] fans that [she] truly care[s] about them.”

Recently, she held a contest entitled “Win A Date With Miley Cyrus.” The winner of the contest, Brandon Owens,  being the same age as her, 20, has followed her career from the get-go. He initially saw her on the made for television series, Doc and loved her performance in Big Fish. He has been a fan of hers; until now.

Brandon was flown in to Los Angeles and received a free night’s stay at a luxurious hotel in the city. A limo picked him up with a star eager to please, get to know, and yes, entertain her guest. They dined at a prestigious venue. During his date with the star, she droned on about herself, mostly talking about how she shocked everyone during her VMA performance and inspired people to have their mouths agape after her new video, Wrecking Ball, in which she, among other things, licked a sledgehammer and rode what appeared to be naked atop a wrecking ball while it smashed through walls. Also, in the video, she bemoaned and cried over a relationship gone sour and lamented a former lover.

After ordering and eating salmon, Miley decided to open-mouth French kiss the man. By this time, he was sickened by her and the taste of salmon on her lips didn’t quite sit well with him either. He responded to her advances intentionally in a voice loud enough for those around him to hear, “Miley, I’m getting ready to tell you something most of America has wanted to tell you since your VMA performance and your Wrecking Ball music video. You need to put your tongue back in your mouth.” which then resulted in thunderous applause by those within earshot of his comment. Miley Cyrus is now hospitalized in Los Angeles Regional with a bruised ego.

Written By: Jon Webster

11 Responses to "Miley Cyrus Burned by Winner of “Win a Date with Miley Cyrus” Contest"

  1. Uncle Bob   December 9, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Let that be a lesson, Miley, sweetheart. Next time, for optimum receptivity and appreciation, all contestants should be at least 50. The seasoned older gentleman would let you do everything and love every second of it. As a well cultured petri dish, myself, I should know!

  2. matt peifer   September 20, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    I can see it being so serious if miley cyrus was in a full speed head to head outfield collision in a baseball game that not only would she be completely out cold and unresponsive, but I could see them having to do mouth to mouth cpr on her because of her vital signs and breathing shutting down as a result of her having critical head trauma.

  3. .mehh.   August 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    lol bruised ego

  4. John   July 3, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    Don’t worry Miley I still want a date…

  5. Carol   May 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    This man deserves an award. . .*applauds*

  6. Austin Mahone Fan   May 15, 2014 at 3:43 am

    Miley Cyrus needs to stop being innaproate and I like the old miley better

  7. George Wolferd   December 20, 2013 at 10:16 am

    Wouldn’t piss on her if she were on fire.

    • waterford   August 14, 2014 at 6:13 am

      why would you piss on her i think water works better

  8. travis   December 17, 2013 at 11:04 am

    my names travis and if miley cyrus is single i wouldn,t mind dating her and befor christmas comes up try to get me in the door on dating miley cyrus she,s really cute and nice and i really would love to date her give miley cyrus my eamail address if you can get a hold of her my email address is give my email address to miley cyrus please

    • Jen   January 7, 2014 at 8:38 pm

      Really, Travis? That’s how you try and get girls?
      well we all know who Miley WON’T be dating…

    • JwKS   February 7, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      Also, not a smart thing to do to just include your email address on the internet. I mean, it’s the *internet*, right?


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