Rush Limbaugh desperately wants President Obama to be caught cheating on first lady Michelle Obama and says “yes, please” to the idea of such a scandal. Limbaugh seems as though he’s very bored by the Chris Christie bridge debacle and ad incident, so the idea of Obama cheating on Michelle would be much more exciting. On his radio show earlier today, Limbaugh stated that he would love it if the president would step out on the first lady.
“Why can’t we have scandals like that anymore?” Limbaugh asked, referring to this week’s news about French President Francoise Hollande’s affair. Limbaugh went on to say “Why can’t we have Obama running around on Michelle or something?”
He then admitted his rumination was “just wishful thinking,” but seemed to indicate that he would be thrilled if it were to come true. He waxed poetic about Hollande’s year-long affair with “a beautiful young French actress” and said it would be “much more exciting than Christie’s bridge lane closures” if there was some “good, old fashioned” cheating on the part of Obama.
At one point, someone off mike must have made some kind of motion to Limbaugh, to which he responded “What? Don’t go there?” He then explained he was just indulging in “wishful thinking.” However, he stressed that Hollande is “not even married! And he’s in a love triangle scandal! See, he’s been living with his girlfriend at the presidential palace. In fact, he became involved with his current girlfriend while living with his previous girlfriend who is the mother of his four kids. This guy got elected President of France!”
He then celebrated the scandal by stating “say what you will, but these socialists, in one sense of the word, know how to live. I mean, this guy’s got a love triangle going on in the presidential palace!” Limbaugh seemed as though he were very disappointed that no such scandals have arisen recently in U.S. politics, at least not to the scale as the whole Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky disaster back in the 90s.
This isn’t the first time Limbaugh has said “yes, please!” about Obama cheating on Michelle. Last year, Limbaugh took to his radio show to state that Obama was golfing with Tiger Woods and some felt that Limbaugh was implying Obama might cheat by pointing out the fact that “it’s a guy’s weekend,” “there are no cameras” and “Michelle is half a continent away.” He also stated he saw “a busload of women” in the vicinity where Obama and Woods were golfing.
It seems Limbaugh spends much more time than the average person fantasizing about Obama’s fictional extra marital sex life. He also stated: “Mark my words, just as the truth about Tiger Woods has been exposed, so it shall be with Barack Obama…The parallels between Barack Obama and Tiger Woods are stunning. We don’t know if there’s rampant sex romps going on with Obama.”
No matter how much Limbaugh says “Yes, please!” to the idea of Obama cheating on Michelle, not a shred of evidence exists of any wrongdoing on Obama’s part. Therefore, poor Limbaugh will have to keep busy fantasizing, wishing, hoping and maybe even praying that one day his dreams will come true.
By: Rebecca Savastio