Video rental overdue, straight to jail! Wait…what’s the charge? Petty larceny! Kayla Finley, 27, was detained overnight for failure to return a video cassette. Not returning the romantic comedy Monster-in-Law, starring Jennifer Lopez, cost Finley a night in the slammer. The young woman journeyed to the police station to file charges of harassment and stalking. To […]
Paris Hilton, the original reality superstar, is suspected of being the source of a leaked VHS sex video of Miley Cyrus. The antiquated tech was found at a Goodwill Store outside Henderson, Nevada. One bleary-eyed witness reported seeing a “willowy blonde shell” toss a box of old tapes in the general vicinity of the store’s […]
It has become official news that the popular digital currency, Bitcoin, is set to replace the U.S. dollar next month, starting on March first. The popular online crypto-currency has been such a gigantic success, despite setback such as a recently suffered mass DDoS attack that even President Obama has stated that “[It] is the only […]
