Nestle, a Company Who Cares About the Water Crisis (Satire)

Nestle, a Company Who Cares About the Water Crisis (Satire)

Nestle is a company who cares deeply about California’s water crisis. If the corporation did not care, they most certainly would not be sucking out 80 million gallons of water a year from local aquifers, then selling it back in plastic bottles at an astronomical price inflation. Wait a second, this means that Nestle dredges […]

Global Warming True Believers Must Lead by Example

Global Warming True Believers Must Lead by Example

Now that 99.9 percent of the scientific community has determined global warming is a proven fact, true believers must lead by example. A new lifestyle must be adopted to convert nonbelievers. Who are the nonbelievers? They are dittoheads who follow Rush Limbaugh. Instead of making Mr. Limbaugh a martyr by arresting him for spreading misguided […]

Ragnarok 2014: The World Has Ended

Ragnarok 2014: The World Has Ended

It seems that every culture has its own end of the world myth, and the Vikings were no exception. According to the Ragnarok prediction, on February 22, 2014, the world will have ended. Also, according to most major news outlets, minorities and women were hit hardest. A lot of people have said they are going […]

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