Miley Cyrus pet fetish foreshadow’s Michael Jackson’s love for animals

By DiMarkco Chandler

Miley Cyrus has a pet fetish. Now that is not a bad thing, she just happens to love dogs. (grammatically unreadable) reports that the pop star’s sweet personality is apparently on display when she is around her pets, or should I say, “the animal kingdom.” The Star Blogger is reporting that she has adopted several dogs from animal shelters and given them a home. Their names are Happy, Lila, Floyd, Ziggy, and Mary Jane.

Miley also takes care of a Parakeet named “Zazu,” a rabbit named “Jack” and a horse named “Memphis.”

Now none of this would mean anything except for the fact that we have seen this kind of behavior before in another very popular pop superstar. That’s right, you guessed it: Michael Jackson.

Perhaps for her fans, this is quite acceptable and means very little except we don’t know where this behavior or pattern might lead.

I’m just saying, be observant to patterns; they have didactic value.

What do you think?

4 Responses to "Miley Cyrus pet fetish foreshadow’s Michael Jackson’s love for animals"

  1. savannah   June 2, 2012 at 4:03 am

    now that you corrected the completely false dog names, she doesn’t have a parakeet or rabbit either

  2. Alex   June 2, 2012 at 12:32 am

    If the is “grammatically unreadable”, then what the hell does that make the rest of your sorry excuse for a newspaper?

    • guardian   June 2, 2012 at 1:14 am

      The second most read newspaper in Las Vegas: Thank you for asking.

  3. jane   June 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Actually, her dog pets names are Happy, Lila, Floyd, Ziggy, and mary jane.


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