Mayan calendar forecast apparently mistaken: 12-12-12 was not the end of the world

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Mayan calendar forecast apparently mistaken: 12-12-12 was not the end of the worldBy James Turnage

I was so frightened. But, if I’m here writing this, and you’re reading it, we all made it. Those who forecast the end of the world on this date, 12/12/12 based on the end of the Mayan calendar were apparently mistaken.

For the last couple of weeks I haven’t been worried about the “fiscal cliff”negotioans, North Korea launching an intercontinental rocket, who would win American Idol, or if Lindsay Lohan would have to serve more jail time.

I had only one fear, that I wouldn’t wake up tomorrow, 12/13. This was a serious threat. The last time I was this afraid was when I lived in Los Angeles near the ocean, and some were predicting that we were going to have a major earthquake and fall into the sea. I’m not a very good swimmer.

I’m a lucky man. I’ve survived earthquakes, heavy snow storms, a devastating layoff, the break-up of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, and even Justin Bieber being snubbed by the Grammy nominations.

What will be the next threat? Will the sun burn up within the next 50,000 years? Will there be a new ice age in 100 years? Will gays be allowed to get married and destroy the institution? Will Taylor Swift stop recording music?

I’m only sure of one thing. I’m afraid for the future of our country. Our federal government is a failure. They won’t do their job. Those of you who still work for a living would be dismissed immediately if you refused to perform the tasks you were paid to do.

Face it America, we have elected a group of spoiled kindergarten brats. Tell them to grow up and act like responsible men and women. Talking to the press does not solve the problem. By a 2-1 margin the voting public favors President Obama’s plan. Boehner, get over it. You lost the election, move on. We have bigger problems in the United States than the present situation referred to as the “fiscal cliff”. If we can’t get over the first obstacle we’ve come to after the nastiest election in history, what will happen or not happen in the next four years. Pitiful.

8 Responses to "Mayan calendar forecast apparently mistaken: 12-12-12 was not the end of the world"

  1. Emmanuel Love   March 8, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Hey, how’s it going?

    Did you hear that the powers that run this world want to put a RFID microchip in our body? It will contain not only our bank accounts but our personal information, making us total slaves to the elite. This will cause us to lose even more of our privacy.

    Did you know that this RFID microchip matches perfectly with the Mark of the Beast in the Bible, more specifically Revelation 13:16-18?

    “He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name…”

    Referring to the last days, this could only be speaking of a cashless society, which we have yet to see, but are heading towards. Otherwise, we could still buy or sell without the mark amongst others if physical money was still currency. It’s amazing that the Bible foretold a cashless society!

    Did you also hear that the Jewish people are in the process of bringing about the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible by the prophet Daniel, Jesus, and Apostle Paul? They deny Jesus as their Messiah and say their Messiah will be revealed to rule the whole world under a one world religion. They are not even hiding this information, but are actually promoting it. You can view videos about this on YouTube.

    When Donald Trump made Jerusalem captial of Israel in late December 2017, the Jewish people said this was a big step for them to build this Third Temple. They even printed a Temple coin with president Trump’s face on the front with king Cyrus'(the man who built the Second Temple in the Bible) face behind him. On the back of the coin is an image of the Third Temple. They are selling these coins to raise money to build the Temple.

    People have been saying for many years that the end is near, but we needed not only the Third Temple, but also the technology for there to be a cashless society for the Mark of the Beast to be a reality.

    There is much more to know, please visit http://WWW.BIBLEFREEDOM.COM to see all the proof!

    GOD BLESS, JESUS LOVES YOU!

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  2. Doomsterbator.   July 13, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    DOOM Comes on 09/13/2013 everyone know that! And My Oll azz will be one year older and soon I will be as old as dirt! I am suffering “Old Doom” and can not help to wonder how many more years I will be able to read all the DOOM cr~A~p on the internet!

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  3. Josh   December 13, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Stupid head. Wow.this post i a waste.

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    • GM   December 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm

      It was meant to be tongue in cheek, or didn’t you get that.

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  4. GM   December 13, 2012 at 2:13 am

    Really James.

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  5. Rachel   December 12, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    I almost feel like I shouldn’t inform you that the actual apparent date is the 21…so you aren’t out of the woods yet…the doomtards are srs this time. They did their maths righted with their books and edumacation. They’re thooper sthmart.

    http://www.2012hoax.org

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  6. Ty   December 12, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    Sorry to be a downer but the Mayans calendar ended 12-21-12

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    • the doc   December 12, 2012 at 6:55 pm

      Sure does.

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