That is my headline, Twitter Wants Cody Parker Fired After Bears Loss to Eagles. The only difference is I put a question mark at the end of the title. Bears fans are in extreme pain. but I am sure that that is exactly what they want. They want Parker fired, immediately. Get your sh$# and get.
The Bears did almost everything right in this football game. But one man, just one man put an end to their magical season. What do you think the rest of the team is thinking. I will tell you. They want Cody gone and out of their sight forever. And the team has plenty of company when it comes to the pain and frustration that that they are feeling. The fans in the stands, the Chicago Bear fans that were watching the game in their homes and those Chicagoans in the diaspora all want to give Mr. Parker the boot.
Let us just see what Twitter has to say about the boot
Well Thomas Shadle responding to the Bear loss says: “How in the hell do you miss a field goal after your team gets you to the 25? Come on”
Bill Donehoo imagines, “We can see the angry mob chasing Cody Parkey out of Chicago all the way from St. Charles. Worst ending to a Chicago sports game ever. Ever.”
Nick Giordano says on his Twitter feed, “Who tf are you.”
Savvi the Bird Nerd writes: Chicago Bears players yelling at their coach after losing wildcard game. See image below.
dylan say this: “Cody Parker needs to exit the city of Chicago ASAP.”
Laurie O’Connor says via Twitter, “Note to Steve Bartman: Please call Cody Parker ASAP. He needs some tips on living to tell about it.”
Kortini notes on Twitter, “Cody Parker is the Eagles MVP.”
Lauren Szumski writes on Twitter: “My brother just bet my mom A PUPPY over Cody Parker missing that field goal… Please DM for name suggestions… cody is not an acceptable option.”
Hugo writes: Cody Parker needs a private jet out of Chicago ASAP, he is not SAFE THERE.”
Milespaid tells us, “They said Chicago hate Cody Parker more than they hate r kelly.”
Flovorz31 writes on Twitter, “NFL website just sold out of Eagles Cody Parker jerseys.”
And Montana writes, “Da bears defenses beatin Cody Parker ass.”
So there you have it. Depending on who you rooted for, Cody Parker is either the object of affection or if you are a Chicago Bears fan, he is the object of your ridicule.
According to Twitter, it is leaning towards ridicule as Parker is the brunt of most tweets. In fact, if you were caught in a bar today sympathising with Parker, you would be in as bad of a predicament as he is. In a bar on the Northside of Chicago, someone was actually heard saying kickers are people too. Need I tell you that he was immediately run out of that bar. I heard read that on Twitter.
So what is the bottom line? Well if you are like me and have been watching the Bears games this season, you would know that Cody Parker stinks. He has missed more field goals and extra point than I care to mention. But back to the bottom line. Twitter wants cody parker fired after Bears loss to Eagles and so do I. What about you?
By DiMarkco Chandler